"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
whatever happened to dick and dom? do they still have the bungalow?
the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
fuck any man who can hack in to a female celebrity’s phone and take her photos and post them and sell them as if he has any ownership of her photos, her body, or her life
and fuck anyone who blames the female celebrity for her own privacy being abused